Unrequited Eloquence

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for here the veil of allegory thins
and may be pierced by any man who tries.  

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“No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin, or his background, or his religion. People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love, for love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite.”

Nelson Mandela, 1918-2013 (via lastisle)

(Source: gleefulfan, via onethousanddifferentversions)

“What a beautiful wedding.”

— the bridesmaid (to the waiter)

(Source: salliethesalad, via yoursignedarmistice)

veronicaadarling:

is there a Black Friday deal for college tuition or is that not a thing

(via brooke-the-cook)

kawaiiusername:

i was making this dude’s salad today and he said he wanted “two hits” of artichoke in it ?? ugh

it was me

(via kawaiiusername-deactivated20140)

beben-eleben:

Me updating into iOS 7.0

beben-eleben:

Me updating into iOS 7.0

(via sleepinsomniac)

How to properly rob a bank

fartgallery:

Get a job at the bank, but put in as little effort as possible. Do your job as slow as you can, take long lunch breaks, and leave early. You are getting money from the bank for working there while putting in minimal effort to the job so the bank is getting robbed of time and resources for your shitty work ethic

(via itunestore)

kawaiiusername:

The greatest people I’ve ever met

♥

kawaiiusername:

The greatest people I’ve ever met

(via kawaiiusername-deactivated20140)

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

(via 3rd-ward-trill)












screencap meme → breaking bad + scenery

screencap meme → breaking bad + scenery

(via aryastarks)