Reader, if you seek truth, sharpen your eyes,
for here the veil of allegory thins
and may be pierced by any man who tries.
— the bridesmaid (to the waiter)
is there a Black Friday deal for college tuition or is that not a thing
i was making this dude’s salad today and he said he wanted “two hits” of artichoke in it ?? ugh
it was me
Get a job at the bank, but put in as little effort as possible. Do your job as slow as you can, take long lunch breaks, and leave early. You are getting money from the bank for working there while putting in minimal effort to the job so the bank is getting robbed of time and resources for your shitty work ethic
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
screencap meme → breaking bad + scenery